Thursday 15 October 2009
The Indian "Watergate"
1987… Swedish Radio says Bofors paid kickbacks to top Indian politicians and key defence officials to secure the deal. Banana PM Rajiv Gandhi informs Parliament that no kickbacks were received and no middlemen were involved in the deal. Opposition eventually forces the Government to set up a Joint Parliamentary Committee (JPC) to probe the kickback allegations
1989… Congress loses general election; Rajiv ousted as PM. New PM VP Singh blacklists Bofors from entering into any defence deals with India
1992… Bo Anderson, a correspondent for Dagens Nyheter, the leading Swedish newspaper credited with several Bofors exposes details of the Bofors payoffs, hinting at involvement of Bofors head Martin Ardbo, India agent Win Chadha, Italian businessman Quattrocchi (Head of Snamprogetti, India) and Arun Nehru, a member of the Rajiv cabinet
1993… Quattrocchi leaves India for Kuala Lumpur to avoid a CBI arrest warrant
1998… Delhi High Court rejects Quattrocchi’s plea for quashing of Interpol notice at the behest of CBI
1999… CBI chargesheet names Chadha, Quattrocchi, former defence secretary SK Bhatnagar and Ardbo. Rajiv Gandhi is named as an accused “not sent up for trial” since he was assassinated in 1991. CBI officials visit Malaysia but fail to extradite Quattrocchi
2000… Chadha comes to India to face trial. Court rejects his plea to return to Dubai for treatment. CBI names Hinduja brothers as beneficiaries of the kickbacks. The brothers say funds from Bofors had no connection with the gun deal
2001… Bhatnagar dies of cancer, while Chadha dies of a heart attack
2002… Hinduja brothers officially charged in the Bofors case with cheating, criminal conspiracy and bribery
2004… Delhi High Court says no case of corruption was made out in the Bofors deal, giving a clean chit to the late Rajiv Gandhi
2005… Delhi High Court acquits the Hinduja brothers of corruption charges, blames the CBI for messing up the investigations
2007… A Delhi trial court issues non-bailable warrant against Quattrocchi. Quattrocchi arrested in Argentina on Interpol notice. Gets bail on condition that he doesn’t leave the country. CBI makes efforts but fails to appeal against Argentine court’s decision to not extradite Quattrocchi
2009… CBI appeals in a Delhi court to close the case against Quattrocchi due to lack of evidence. Delhi lawyer Ajay Agrawal files a counter plea to reject the closure of such a sensitive case.
Not a single soul has so far been convicted in this case till date. It has cost the Indian taxpayer more than 250 crores of rupees… my dear namesake Arun Jaitley was keen on setting up an inquiry commission to look into the CBI’s negligence during the investigation process. Now assuming hypothetically that our “Q” will be arrested and brought to India, what are we going to do with him… shall we ask him to confess that he had received kickbacks from Bofors on behalf of our Banana PM???? Very unlikely… last heard… wasn’t he a “good family friend” of the Gandhi’s? so let him go and have some good Napoli pastas‼‼‼‼‼‼!
Wednesday 14 October 2009
Srinivas Rao
Quick Gun Murugan
Shakti Kapoor... Latest Rubbish!!!!
Tuesday 6 October 2009
Here Comes the King
His Majesty has agreed to inaugurate Amman East. We could ask the welcome band to play the Budwieser jingle. hahahahaha... MR is as usual on CLOUD 9 and flying high with colours down his throat and what not. I have been assigned to design a brochure of the Project. I have no idea in God’s name how that can be done… anyway I shall give it a honest try.
Picked up MM from the airport last night. Trust him to have a good holiday in London for 2 weeks. Now AT would disagree with me, but having heard MM on the way home, he said that he had a good time. MR is supposedly disappointed that I won’t be around when HM comes to the Power Plant… ha ha… I know it’s one load of crap… he can’t wait to see the back of me and tend to his puppies, wagging his finger at them… “I am the CEO… I am the CEO… I am the MD”.
Now, on the way to work, I shall tell MM that I too want to go home. I have had enough of Amman and now, I want to be back home. The AESI assignment will begin in November. The “IDIOT” SB has told everyone including Anoop Kela… how I wish I could strangle him whilst being drunk… that way I won’t be convicted of the crime‼‼‼‼!
I hope to be at home before Pappa’s birthday on the 20th. All now depends on MM. “OPERATION GOING HOME” shall commence in one hour or so. Wish me luck… wish me luck
Going to Dubai tonight... hope to close the rubbish with DHI tomorrow
Monday 5 October 2009
Lazy Lovers... Beware !!!
Bips in Saadi!!!!!!!!!
Advantages of an Unsound Mind
Nothing is an offence which is done by a person who, at the time of doing it, by reason of unsoundness of mind, is incapable of knowing the nature of the act, or that he is doing what is either wrong or contrary to law.
The Supreme Court has identified that ONLY four kinds of people that could be classified as mentally unsound… idiots, the very ill, lunatics and drunks.
“IDIOT” is defined as one who is of non-sane memory from his birth, by a perpetual infirmity, without lucid intervals: and those who cannot count to 20, or tell the days of the week or who do not know their fathers or mothers or the like.
“THE VERY ILL” if referred as an adjective… could mean “characterized by or intending evil, harm, etc; hostile”, or commonly defined as one who is not in good health or one who is sick or one who is “terminally ill”
“LUNATIC” is referred as any form of insanity… or funnier… Intermittent mental derangement associated with the changing phases of the moon.
“DRUNK” ... we all know what this is don’t we‼‼‼‼…. However, to define a “drunk” is one who is intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.
Now can I get away with murder if I can prove that I was “DRUNK” at the time of committing the crime????????????... seriously WTF …
Gary Kasparov & the Flying Pe**es
What in the world is the greatest ever chess champion upto???
He might as well join the FSSR (Federal Security Service of Russia)
Recent update... Kasparov was busy with reviving an old rivalry... this time on friendly terms!!! in Valencia, Spain. It appears that the famous rivalry between Anatoly Karpov and Garry Kasparov is fading significantly in the face of Karpov’s growing years. Karpov is 12 yrs older to Kasparov who is now 46. Moreover, Karpov has somehow developed a paunch… Body language was supposedly not as was in the yesteryears… rapid games, Karpov lost 1–3 and blitz games it was a 2–6 drubbing.
The next round of matches are in Paris at the famous Louvre (remember Da-Vinci-Code‼!).
Kasparov became the youngest ever undisputed Champion in 1985 at the age of 22. He held this title till 1993 until he quit FIDE. Kasparov was born “Garry Weinstein”
If you cum today!!!!!!!!!! Dr. RK!!!!!!!!
wow... what a song... however... its simply screwed up to the limit...
IF is pronounced like... eeeff
and GOD bless the guy who wrote the lyrics... who was it by the way!!!